Syrup

So often, without thinking….we’ve gone the route of Mrs. Butterworth, or Log Cabin. These are worthy opponents of each other, clashing for a place in my shopping cart. But this is only due to the fact that I turn away from an entire world of true syrup based on price. No more.

How often do you have waffles? Real waffles…the kind you use a wafflemaker to make, not a toaster. This past week alone, I’ve had them 3 times. Syrup intake of these amounts bring the shortcomings of Mrs. Butterworth out into the open, where they must be confronted. Normally, I try to flavor my attitude towards those lacking like that of Christ. Grace, and mercy, and a view from God’s perspective will usually bring everyone to the same level of need. This has not been the case with Mrs. Butterworth.

Vermont has way too much to offer to be neglected anymore. 100% pure. Whether you prefer Vermont Fancy, Medium Amber, Dark Amber, or Grade B Dark….from the bottle or from the can, this stuff knocks the knickers off of Mrs. Butterworth, leaving her gasping for breath, and in desperate need to conquer at least one more pancake. Does she have room in my cabinet? Just barely. So far she still has my wife fooled into accepting her as maple goodness. But it won’t take long for Truth to take hold of the situation, and Mrs. Butterworth will be no more.

My recommendation to you? Go for pure. Michigan, Vermont, or any other maple-oriented state. But go pure. Where to get it? Cracker Barrell…order any breakfast item, and they give you a bottle of 100% Maple Syrup. Ask for as many extra bottles as possible, and pocket them…it’s liquid gold!!!!

As for stores….most stores actually have it. Don’t go for the thick stuff….the thinner the liquid, the less it’s messed with. TJ Maxx has a good sampler for like 6 bucks. I’m starting with Vermont Fancy, and working my way down to Grade B Dark. This morning was a light amber color, with a delicate maple bouquet. The taste was a delightfully mild maple flavor; which would be excellent on ice cream or on foods which permit it’s subtle flavor to be appreciated.

I won’t even go into the Spiritual Applications written all over this blog. It’s painfully obvious. Mrs. Butterworth, I will not apologize. Prepare to be ousted.

Peace <